Findings:
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Even from the East German judge!
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- I'm drowning and you're describing the water
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I'm From New Jersey
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- The poems flow from the hand unbidden brand the hidden source is the watchful heart.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to Disneyland
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm going to kill you
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I'm OK, You're OK
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm glad you're here.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- From my cold dead hands
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- You're not from around here, are you?
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
- not running from, but going to
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- i'm flying from a fire
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to be a Dad
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- even if you fall from an impossible challenge,
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Collision avoidance technique
- I'm Going Crazy
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- you're waiting with your heart in hand
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
- I can't find my feeding tube
- Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Even In Death
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Even trees die
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- Even Johansen
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
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