Findings:
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Because I'm an adult
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- Drunk as a skunk
- I know more when I'm alone
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I know what I'm talking about
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- because i am scared of pain
- I'm never getting drunk again
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
- Because I am in pain
- because I am only half of what you need
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- No One Knows Who I Am
- Know That I Am Providence
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- i know you are but what am i
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- The city knows I'm leaving
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Know That I Am Providence; Sector B1
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- oh, and yeah, I know you know who I am
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm not in love, set me free
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- land of the free where people are dying
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- The Russian Free State
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- the words I'm after
- I'm scared
- I'm waiting
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm glad I'm white
- I'm Alan Partridge
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- im in your pants_root (category)
- I'm Sas_root (category)
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Node what you know
- Statistics every writer should know
- Kirby G6
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- I know, I know nothing
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Everybody knows a Kramer
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- To understand Fundamentalism, you need to know what a fundament is.
- I look better when I am wet
- How do you know it's real?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- I am militantly unaware of my environment
- Skunk Works
- Behold! I am a muppet psychic
- I am a feminist
- I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
- Five a.m.
- I am incapable of using urinals
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- I am a racist
- Everything I Am to You
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- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
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- I am Robert, i AM_root (category)
- A.M.
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- I am information. I am music.
- Because it's wrong
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
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- Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
- Free Bard
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- permeability of free space
- Reuptake is not enough to set you free
- Vatican offers free world-wide advertisement
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- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm just a bill
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm letting you go
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
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- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- Know where your towel is
- As you know, Bob
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