Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I Dreamed of You Last Night
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- Last night I heard Caruso sing
- Beethoven's Last Night
- Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- This was not my going away party
- Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- I was hoping for catastrophic failure
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- What was left after the party
- To the peace movement, on the night of its failure
- Last year was always better
- Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- last night I dreamed of dragons
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- The seizure I had last night
- It was a dark and stormy night
- I had a dream last night
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- I spent all of last night dancing on graves
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Last night, I slept in your arms
- Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
- Dream Log: November 1, 1999
- Last Night
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- The last night of the earth poems
- Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
- Last Night on Earth
- Falling asleep last night
- A dinner party; a last chance. A love song; a bear dance.
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- I Saw Her Again Last Night
- More hips!
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- a memory of last night's storm
- Last Night in Soho
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- It was a Dork and Starmly Night
- The night was alive, and so was I
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Last Cigarette of the Night
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Maybe it was not a Friday night
- Steven's Last Night In Town
- something I found last night
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Last Night of the Proms
- The night a princess was captured
- I shaved my head last night
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- I spent last night searching for a body
- what we did last night
- failure
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- heart failure
- failure mode
- Single Point Of Failure
- catastrophic failure
- system failure
- respiratory failure
- Mean Time Between Failures
- The more I adore you, the more I fear failure in your eyes
- Catastrophic Cascading Failure Condition
- Congestive Heart Failure
- feeling like a failure by meeting goals
- The Book of Heroic Failures
- Dealing with failure
- Ariane 5 test flight failure
- chronic renal failure
- The Failure of Containment During the Cold War
- Catastrophic engine failure
- Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
- kidney failure
- Propagation failure
- Failure of the Gallipoli Campaign
- failure analysis
- failure (user)
- Failure to thrive
- liver failure
- Wind Typecasting Failure
- AbSoLuTe fAiLuRe (user)
- 9/11 as intelligence failure
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Failure Mode Effect Analysis
- acute renal failure
- Total Failure (user)
- the power failure is a sudden sea. the wail of the tornado siren thrashes in the slack of the sail.
- Failures of the Turing Test
- Worse Than Failure
- A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
- Failure to Launch
- The failure of proclaimed faith to coincide with action
- The failure of faith proclaimed to comport with action
- ongoing failure
- a failure as human beings
- Fallout 76: a Cavalcade of Failure
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- learning is a balance between success and failure
- every word i write is an exhibit of my failure
- Fermat's Last Theorem
- The Last Angel of History
- Custer's Last Stand
- I know what you did last summer
- Last of the Summer Wine
- last back
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- last
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- The Last Unicorn
- The Last Answer
- The Last Supper
- last name
- last resort
- I still know what you did last summer
- the last bug
- Last Post
- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
- Last Days
- The Last Battle
- Religion as the last protected idea
- The Last of the Mohicans
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- good to the last drop
- Last Ninja
- Last dance of a universe
- First Line, Last Line
- The last pure blooded Kaw Indian
- Thomas Edison's last breath
- Last Tango In Paris
- Rubik's Cube: Position last 4 edges
- The Last Word
- Mentor's Last Words
- The Last Rose of Summer
- The last cigarette before you quit smoking
- The last cigarette before you start smoking again
- Last Kiss
- My Last Duchess
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- This is my play's last scene
- Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
- The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
- treat every moment like it's your last
- The Last Question
- My last sanctuary, violated!
- The Last Coke in the Desert
- last good source
- The Last Day of Our Acquaintance
- last call for regrets
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Is this the last four years or what?
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