• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Newington Butts
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• ass butt (user)
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Burmese Butt Blaster
• There is no god but God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• equal but opposite
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• executed but never exposed
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Butt Memorial Bridge
• butt slut
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Hot pursuit
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Nicky Hilton
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt crack of dawn
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Flattered, but deceived
• tragic but brave
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• sad but true (user)
• Everything But the Girl
• cigarette butt
• But what are they really thinking?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• rising butt
• Boudreaux's Butt Paste
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Yeah, but still
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Nicky Crane
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Disgusted, but not surprised
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Good from far, but far from good

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