So I'm in
Germany visiting this girl I know. She takes me over to her parents' house where they feed me a
German dinner. Needless to say, it was
filling. Some sort of
dumpling dish with lots of
meat. She speaks
broken English and neither of her
parents speak any
English. I speak no German. So it's an
afternoon of her
translating back and forth between me and her parents.
After dinner, her dad asks if I'd like some schnapps. I say, "Sure." I'm thinking of that sweet stuff we drink in America with a beer chaser.
They go down to the basement and bring up this huge bottle of unlabeled clear liquor. There are two things I do not know until later. One, what they call schnapps is what we would call white lightning or moonshine. Two, when the bottle is opened, it is customary to finish it.
So, a couple of hours later, her dad and I are sitting on the kitchen floor, leaning up against the refrigerator, and we no longer need a translator. "Aaargh." "Ummph." "Blaarf." "Spoooge." And, at the time, we were both communicating quite nicely, thank you.
The horror of the hangover the next day made me realize that one should know the customs before agreeing to participate in local rituals. (Be careful of what they call rum in Jamaica, too.)