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• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• More than he was willing to give
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It was more than perfect understanding
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I Thought My Father Was God
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I married him because he was not mean
• A Language Older Than Words
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• more sure of all I thought was true
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Dumb laws
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• What if the world were flat?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• I was Chris to him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• When I was Fair and Young
• back when our blood was still warm
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• s/he
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He never looked back
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He Who Knows Everything
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• The book is better than the movie
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• music means more than this
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Why you should study something other than drama
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• Kooler than Jesus
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• more moxie than brains
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• better than the best
• There is more of me than you imagine
• comfort my sleepy thoughts
• Bath vs. shower
• A thought at 3am
• Slogging through the molasses of sleep-deprived conscious thought
• A great thought
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Now it was personal
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• I Was Born Yesterday
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• It was a start
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
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• He Really Wasn't That Great
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father

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