Findings:
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- An American in Tours
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Defeating the Lecture of Death
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Computers have no sense of time
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Death and Life of Great American Cities
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How powerful is this Satan of yours?
- How to fake your own death
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I have lost my power
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Satan in Paradise Lost
- How Amtrak lost my business
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How the American flag got raped
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- TGoP: Of How Imbaun Spake of Death to the King
- The death of my sense of adventure
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- American Death Triangle
- How to be a good evil villain
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Sex with a chicken
- How the mighty have fallen
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- My hands have lost their memory
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I have lost many things, so many
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to have lesbian sex
- How long have you known?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Lost in Boston?
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How the West Was Lost
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How I lost my shoes at Ozzfest
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The Death of the American Empire
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- How to appreciate American Football
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- How to burn an American flag
- The Death of Common Sense
- I Have a Rendezvous with Death
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Death is an Evil
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- How to fake your own little death
- The American Way Of Death
- How to fold and carry an American flag
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- When living we have need of Death
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- how to rid the world of evil
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- More evil than Satan himself
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- The Decline and Death of Common Sense
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How we have grown apart
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Sex in a small car
- How to "Have People"
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- You, standing
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How could you ever have enough?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- The day I lost all faith in the American government
- How to find something which has been lost
- Finding a lost contact lens
- How to recover a lost FreeBSD root password
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to get lost
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- American Culture
- American beer
- American Psycho
- American way
- American Literature
- Great American Beer Festival
- The Greatest American Hero
- American Dream
- An American Family
- Sam the American Eagle
- Native American
- American aspen
- American culture of fear
- American Graffiti
- American spelling
- American Medical Association
- American Communication Network
- Standard American English
- Standard African American English
- South American Cheek Kiss
- American Museum of Natural History
- North American
- American style option
- The American Dream
- The Young Americans
- American Woman
- American Tabloid
- American Institute in Taiwan
- Why American women shave their legs
- American Kestrel
- Spanish-American War
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