Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The woman was like a virus. A weird, understated, tan pantyhose-wearing virus."

• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• open-source virus
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• energy virus
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Epstein-Barr virus
• Nipah virus
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Simian immunodeficiency virus
• variola virus
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• My skin felt like I was falling
• If I was beautiful like you
• The EICAR standard anti virus test file
• yellow fever virus
• Human immunodeficiency virus
• Pet Virus (user)
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Zika virus
• Michelangelo virus
• ƒvirus (user)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Concept Virus
• meme virus
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Klingerman Virus
• Virus B-23
• General Public Virus
• Christmas Card Virus
• I love you virus
• computer virus
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• virus (user)
• Respiratory Syncytial Virus
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Cyrus The Virus
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Visna virus
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• With him it was always like
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Virus
• meme virus meme
• productivity virus
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The Doomsday Virus
• Herpes Simplex
• Tab completion is an infectious brain virus
• Ramen Virus
• Feline Immunodeficiency Virus
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• Dangerous Virus (X)
• Creating a unique strain of your favorite trojan virus
• Spider Virus
• Hendra virus
• human T-lymphotropic virus
• cytoplasmic polyhedrosis virus group
• Sendai virus
• pet virus 2 (user)
• killer virus
• sig virus
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Norwalk Virus
• The Virus' Dream
• Access Virus
• Mind Virus
• flesh-eating virus
• parainfluenza virus
• Drop cookies, salvage art, retro virus, paper mache
• Quartet for virus, kitten, miso and crucifix
• Uploading Virus
• Morris virus informático
• There was a man and a woman
• if music were a woman
• Virus Be Gone
• Word begets image, and image is virus
• Marburg virus
• A Woman Who Never Was
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• filterable virus
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• like nothing ever was
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Good Times virus
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• macro virus
• virus of the brain
• Urinating like a woman
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• treat me like a woman
• Neurolinguistic Virus
• The first computer virus
• polymorphic virus
• The Honour System Virus
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• The do it yourself virus
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Language is a virus from outer space
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• Virus hoax
• gullibility virus
• Navidad Virus
• language is a virus
• AI virus
• gallego virus
• Hybris Virus
• Virus 100
• the plural of virus
• canine parvo virus
• CAPS LOCK virus alert
• Omega Virus
• Adeno Associated Virus
• Outlook Virus of the Month club
• West Nile virus
• DNA tumor virus
• hemadsorption virus
• Borna virus
• virus hoaxes
• knowledge is a virus
• stealth virus
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• vesicular stomatitis virus
• alpha virus
• Phillip Virus
• The China Virus
• orphan virus
• hanta virus
• Retro virus
• The Virus' Domain
• high egg passage virus
• tobacco mosaic virus
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Warrior's Woman
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Driven Like the Snow
• The future like a corpse in snow
• i like my body when it is with your
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Like Cockatoos
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach

If you Log in you could create a "The woman was like a virus. A weird, understated, tan pantyhose-wearing virus." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.