Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Typical, really. Nothing else worked. Why would I think that this would?"

• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I never thought it would be like this
• Surely he would remember this
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• The Man Who Would Be King
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What Would God Do?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Well You Would Right (user)
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• What Would Judas Do?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Would you like fries with that?
• How the heart really works
• what would you like?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Because that would make sense
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would you like a doughnut?
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Who Would True Valour See
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• That I Would Be Good
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• eternity would be boring
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What would EDB do?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What would Solaris do?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I would kill my mother
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• What would Feynman do?
• Grandpaw would
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I wish you would talk to me
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• What Would You Do?
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Mind without body
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• you would have been
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• You mean the me that you would be
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• What would Machiavelli do?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• would
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What Would Jesus Do?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• Eddie would go
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• How would you understand?
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• The best kind of bartender
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• That would be me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• How it would happen
• What Would Buddha Do?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Half-sour pickle
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• If only men would listen!
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Would you like to try a sample?

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