• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am the only being whose doom...
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• because I am only half of what you need
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• For entertainment purposes only
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• The only constant is change
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• The only defense is a good pretense
• We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
• Evolution Data Only
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Life Without Sex
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• Work Without Hope
• Without Feathers
• Cake to Enjoy Without Guilt
• I am scared
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am a confessional
• I am part of you.
• I am of Ireland
• I am pop culture's bitch
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I am not here for your entertainment
• Texas A&M Corps of Cadets Association
• Florida A&M University
• 3 am poem
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I Am Very Bothered
• Pan Am - The Sound of '70s
• I am holding you now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
• What am I then, if not yours?
• girlfriend
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Dr. Girlfriend
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Guy Game
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Random Guy (user)
• That One Guy
• mr nice guy (user)
• gogo da guy (user)
• Only the good die young
• My Only Friend
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• living only through apathy
• Anime ain't anime without tentacle rape
• no good without evil, no evil without good
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• babies being born without brains
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I am Canadian
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am a minority of one
• What I am not
• I Am Not Z (user)
• I Am!
• Birds still sing at 4:00 AM
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• This is not how I am
• Rock Am Ring
• I am asleep
• I am able.
• I am in motion
• nevermind. nevermind. breathless, i am sudden.
• ignore the signs that I am dying
• Am am no prophet
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• tough guy
• Dead Guy Ale
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Why sales guys make all the money
• The Happy Guy
• What to get the guy that has everything
• Wise Guys
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• Evolution is only a theory
• I only smoke when I drink
• The Only Hope of Ireland
• Love is the Only Law
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• johnny only sets fires
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• #9ZZZZ: There is only badger
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Morality without God
• How to exchange two variables without using a third
• People without spines annoy me.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Body without Organs
• How to smell good without the use of perfume
• Content without meaning
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• Rebel Without a Curse
• I am Joe's...
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Am I interesting?
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Am I broken?
• Here I am Lord
• 2 am Christmas morning; uptown
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Pan Am Metroport
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• Guys who wear skirts
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Montag
• Bad Guy (user)
• Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
• Heat Guy J
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Write only memory
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?

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