• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I want to create a mystery like that
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Mind without body
• Just to see what it would be like
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Half-sour pickle
• Would you like a doughnut?
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• I would like
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• MP3s sound like shit
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I would like to bring you here
• Much like what music wants to be
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• sounds like an affliction
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• what would you like?
• Sounding like a child
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Would you want to live there?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• This is what it sounds like
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I never thought it would be like this
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Would you like fries with that?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Would you like to know more?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like to have emotions
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• cyclical history
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The Histories: Book 1
• The dog who would not back off
• Caesar's Commentaries on the Gallic War as military history
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Military History
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• English History: The Supremacy of Wessex
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• English History: Minority of Henry III
• I would open a door for you
• Intellectual History
• history people (user)
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• like this
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Like no place else
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• A taste like copper
• Nothing Like the Sun
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Just like you
• Make like a hole in the water
• I like the (idea) love it's
• Like Origami
• If you don't like it, leave
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Bark Like A Dog
• Dreams are like water
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• crazy like you
• like a diamond in the sky
• Kevin Warwick
• Professor Shorofsky
• The Wonderful Stories of Professor Kitzel
• frequency modulation synthesis
• Names sound cooler in foreign languages
• Ministry of Sound
• the transforming sound
• Sony Dynamic Digital Sound
• Two Hours on the Bottom (document)
• The Sound of Cinnamon
• Atlas Sound
• I don't want to die
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I Want You to Want Me
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• Needs and Wants
• wants 2know (user)
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Because I do not want to forget
• Bounty Hunters Wanted (superdoc)
• I want to run...
• End of History
• The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
• This New Ocean: A History of Project Mercury
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• life history
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Canada: A People's History
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The natural and cultural history of the Presidio
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• History of Trieste

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