Findings:
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How to take care of candles
- How to take better photos
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- Collision avoidance technique
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- How to take a supervisor call
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How Long Blues
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Taking a multiple choice test
- How to Take Group Photos of Children
- How to take a picture of a computer
- Take the Long Way Home
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to take pictures of monitors
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- how long does it go (user)
- Hey, how's it going?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How long do babies sleep?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How long is a piece of string?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Taking over the world using cows
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- How naked are we going to get?
- How Long is a Chinaman
- How to take a punch
- How to take photographs of objects
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- long take
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- How to take a bump
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to grow your hair long
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- how to take apart an orange pip
- How to ride long distances in a car
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How to ship a bike
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Going There
- Spending Pocket Change Properly
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- How to make a solid password
- Anything I put here is going to sound pretentious (stylesheet)
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- how to make door lock picks
- How to Philosophize with a Hammer
- How to use an apostrophe
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to pick up women
- Long black leather trenchcoat
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- A long walk for a small beer
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- A long walk
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- long division symbol
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Long John
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- short hair, long memory
- Losing the respect of your community
- 1933 Long Beach Earthquake
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- Long Island Expressway
- How to use a hand dryer
- Long Island University
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- A long way down reverses eventually
- Cheating in high school math class
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- how to increase the size of an array
- Take it easy
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- take a whiz
- How to be an asshole
- it's good not to take a stand
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
- How to make a black hole
- Take me from home
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- Don't take sex too seriously
- how to square numbers near fifty
- The best conversations take place in bed
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Take a potato!
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- How the King Changed His Mind
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Be cool in college
- i construct our fiery demise when the time is right and i take.
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- How Disney ruined Broadway
- Goops and How to be Them
- Making the heartless girl cry
- Here is how to make flame sing
- How to fake a smile
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- How to include the working directory in your UNIX prompt
- How to play the harmonica
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How to hypnotize a chicken
- Tips on how to roll a yard
- How to fold and carry an American flag
- Baking a cake
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to crash a bike
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to prepare for a snowboard run
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- How to get mugged
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Citing a United States court of appeals case
- How to smoke marijuana
- How to start a fire without matches
- How to smoke a pipe
- How's your father?
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
- How the heart really works
- How to Lie with Maps
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Two-step
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to order in a crowded bar
- How to sleep on a Blue Goose
- this is going to hurt a little
- I don't know how to smile
- Going Underground
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Why I hate going to the dentist
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Ways of going out in cricket
- How To Make A Burrito
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
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