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And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
How the capital letters turned into the small letters
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
She kills me
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
Turn anything into a sound file
turn me on, and leave a scabby body
we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
She Loves Me
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
she, he, and me
Turn not towards me
She Speaks to Me
When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
Run and turn into butter
eaten, captured, turned into beasts
Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
How to turn your boring job into a promising career
How to turn any number into a 9
She only wants me for tech support
Turn me on, Dead Man
That one makes me scream, she said
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
She looks at me and she laughs
She cleaned up for me at least.
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
Look into my eyes and tell me
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
she turns and smiles, then walks away
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
some great machines turn beauty into garbage
don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
the night absolutely into me
things you can't turn into poetry
How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
She misses me
How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
How to turn a crack house into a crack home
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
Turning a dorm room into a room
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
She Blinded Me With Science
She is still undoing me.
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
She said she loved me
Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
She tells me she drives a truck.
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
She told me she remembers three things about me
can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
She asked me to read her a poem
Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
She might not need me. But then again she might.
How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
words hiss into me
I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
I hope this won't turn into an infestation
As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
Watermelon hookah
She walked into the room
No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
ask me that again and look into my eyes
show me a garden that's bursting into life
Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
She approached me with some vague line
I don't like her because she won't like me
She told me to say that
She just looks at me
She told me I'd make a good Satan
My computer won't let me turn it off!
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
She Fucks Me
She loved me for my maths
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
She only wants me for sex
Two condoms, she makes me wear
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
The portion of her face she allows me to see
Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
Tell him, she told me
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
she seems bored with me after all this time
She doesn't need me anymore
She loves me, she loves me not
She pulled the "I love you" on me
I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
She found me on public transportation
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
She told me she wouldn't
She saved me from Hylas' fate
The smoke turned into rain
Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
When I turned round...
Have you let Emacs into your heart?
Snap into a Slim Jim
Once More Into the Bleach
Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
take into account
Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
Somehow my life falls into place
Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
Indelibly burned into my memory
Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
Thoughts on a beer run into the Quarter on a Saturday night
urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
Lean into the Coma
Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
A study on male behavior in public restrooms
Into Open Sky
Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
Into the Mystic
I might fall into good sleep like swimming
Falling into a Black Hole
A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
Coming into Los Angeles
One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
getting into a fight in high school

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