Findings:
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- You, standing
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Girl gangstas
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to herd people in public
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Who what when where why & how
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- 206
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to choose a long-distance telephone provider
- Hopping a freight train
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- How to fix the world
- How to speak English backwards
- How to de-porn your computer
- London Stansted Airport
- Carbonate your own beverages
- Pressing plants
- How to legally obtain street signs
- How to repeat consonants for dramatic effect
- How To Be Funny
- how many lines of code have you written?
- how to nondestructively defeat a Scott toilet paper dispenser
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- how to rid the world of evil
- how about not (user)
- How to live with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome: Monkeylover's Story
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How to Cook Everything
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How powerful is this Satan of yours?
- How fifth graders feel
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Queen or country?
- Vindaloo Paste
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- How we see others
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Alfredo sauce
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- How to design a psychological test
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- How to piss off your sysadmin
- Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- How to use Google to bypass server side filtering
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
- How to Speed
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- How to heal a bleeding nose
- Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
- How to choose the appropriate graphics format
- Half the work, half the pay. Or not?
- How could this happen?
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
- Fighting homelessness
- Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
- How to satisfy
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Are you more an R2-D2 or a C-3PO, robosexually speaking?
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- the and or trick
- How to fix a DLT drive
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Love, Lust or Loneliness?
- How do vampires shave?
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
- Wiener Schnitzel
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- How many beans make five?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Guys who wear skirts
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Chester, who drives a hearse
- How to make mead
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- Who are you, and what are you doing here?
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
- How to cut copper pipe
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Who rules the graphics industry?
- How to preserve an amputated body part
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