This is
easily the most
bizarre thing I have ever received in the
mail.
"Here's your mail," an officemate just said, and put something garish and fuzzy in my inbox. I looked closer. This thing is made of thin posterboard to which has been glued a 1cm-thick layer of dappled fake fur, mostly cotton candy pink and deep rich purple stripes with bits of Granny Smith green at the sides.
I turned it over.
Are your Web design
projects getting a little hairy?
(company) can send you all the help you need.
Very nice marketing gag, folks, but I'm still not giving you any product placement in my writeup unless you send me cash.
Damn, this thing is funky. I'll have to scan it and put it up in my home node.