You can take a book into the
bathroom with you. You can use a book to press flowers. You can get
free books the day after many library book sales. You can use a book to meet new people, and go new places. You can avoid eye contact with freaks on the bus by looking engrossed in a book. You can
burn books for warmth (but without your books you might just want to
consider death.)
Books, check em' out.