Findings:

• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Get back to me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Get it off me!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• (Come get me).
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• My wife made me sexy!
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• The things that get me (barely) through
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• can you get enough of me?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Get Behind Me Satan
• get off me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Gravity really gets me down
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Duo Damsel
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 27
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 26
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 24
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 23
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 21
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 20
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 19
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 18
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 17
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 14
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 13
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 12
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 11
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 9
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 8
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 7
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 6
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 5
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 4
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 3
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 2
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• As Good as it Gets
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.

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