Findings:
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Kids have no concept of time
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I must have called a thousand times
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- What pornos would have us believe
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- In the time you have
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Bernie would have won
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- To Think of Time
- What would Ben Franklin think of this?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- you would have been
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- You stole what they would have given you
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I would like to have emotions
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- he would have laughed
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- I think it's time to find a way outside
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Computers have no sense of time
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Long Haired Preachers
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- he would have cried
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I don't have the time
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- I think of you every time I cry
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- love changes color, I think, over time
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You mean the me that you would be
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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