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They Might Be Giants
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What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
They all lived happily ever after
Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
They danced with fire claws
cat haters
Brittle things will break before they turn
They killed our Lord
The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
They leap just because they can, out of joy
Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
Of course, they were wrong
They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
The Ten Commandments revised
They have potential, if they only applied themselves
play dumb
Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
So that's what they call it nowadays?
They Live
If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
I was into them after they were hip
But what are they really thinking?
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
What Have They Done to the Rain
What Have They Done to the Rain?
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
They always jump off the east side
The owls are not what they seem
First They Came
They Flee From Me
they might come up here and shoot us all
They moved like a river
"Sex, as they harshly call it"
The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
Ground rush
Things they should teach in school
Scientist hits head on curb joke
Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
They mass produce plastic women
You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
I know they are watching me
The Times They Are A-Changin'
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
They don't understand my tea
I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
They couldn't install the DSL.
They own the pack while we play the three card trick
Words that don't mean the same as they used to
They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
They don't know what they're missing
The Harder They Come
Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
Automobile tire pressure
Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
Now you do what they told ya
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
Prilosec
Treating registers as if they were variables
They must have faces
They might not need me - yet they might -
They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
They asked me to write a letter
Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
And They Believed Me!
Chipirones en su tinta
Words you can't use unless they describe you
They want me for a focus group!
They just kind of went away
They don't touch me the same way
I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
They are angry and they have been lied to
They forgot to give me the operating system!
But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
Maybe they heard you scream.
I have to check and see if they wear panties
They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
They're drugs, they change you
They said no
they only gave me trouble anyways
I do not think that they will sing to me.
We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
They Know Me
They hum like angels
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
People want what they cannot have
DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
Live Era '87-'93
90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
Things you give people that they keep
Or were they chords of sun?
I want them to go out as unseen as they came
They Fight the Invisible Bears
They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
They think I'm a god
They had been expecting me
Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
that lump they call your brain
Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
They Buried the American Dream Today
Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
The Things They Carried
My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
They Were Eleven
Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
Rape committed by women
Good thing they were just typewriters
If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
They Say That Hope is Happiness
SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
How they Matched the Fuddles
How They Came to Bunbury
How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
You stole what they would have given you
If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
Kids that age think they know it all
When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
They managed to get to the moon despite it
Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
They Love Each Other
What They Did to Princess Paragon
Drivers who think they are Neo
They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
Who are "they" anyway?
Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
They Have a Word for It
Where Are They Now?

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