• You had to pretend success was fucked
• The Other Guy
• Ed the comic guy (user)
• guy that sucks (user)
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• fuck
• Fuck Snuggles
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Shut The Fuck Up
• i love to fuck (user)
• sadist fuck (user)
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Just a guy on a horse
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Guy Fawkes scenario
• Helping people cheat
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• looking for a guy (user)
• Guy de Lusignan
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Fuck it
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• Fuck the RIAA
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck It (user)
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• Guy Dynamic
• Shy Guy
• date movies for guys
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• Why guys fancy younger girls
• Brain Guy
• brown eyed guy (user)
• young guys (user)
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• Friends who fuck
• gender fuck
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck (user)
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• seirously dude fuck off
• sane guy (user)
• Menards guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Guy Barker
• Fry Guy
• Jasmine Guy
• just a nice guy (user)
• awesome fat guy (user)
• Frozen Dead Guy Days
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Give a flying fuck
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Did You Fuck Her?
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• fucked up criteria (user)
• That guy
• One of the guys
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Penis size and impregnation
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Stand Up Guy
• average guy (user)
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Fuck popularity
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• FUCK TARD (user)
• Holy Fuck
• Fuck You Curry
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Guy Noir
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• The Naked Guy
• Five Swell Guys
• Larry the Cable Guy
• big guy (user)
• Smile at guys, for me
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I Once Had Wings
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• cluster fuck
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• fucked m (user)
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• right guy
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Good-looking guy game
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• I was a nice guy once
• Go-to guy
• This Guy (user)
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• That one guy (user)
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck the Pope
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• fuck u (user)
• fuck you!!! (user)
• 'Fuck it Friday' beer luncheons and other employee perks
• guy
• computer guy lite
• Guys and Dolls
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head

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