Findings:

• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When living we have need of Death
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Stoned music memories
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have no complaint
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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