Findings:
- How to customize Windows start-up and shut-down screens
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to fly safely
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How to stay awake
- How to herd people in public
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- How to build an emergency bat
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Breaking in a new rifle barrel
- How to build a bonfire
- How to shotgun a beer
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How to feed a snake
- How to make ASCII art
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to project one vector onto another
- How to wrap presents
- Preparing your car for cold weather
- How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- How to crumble
- How to bleed a horse
- Winning a costume contest
- Replacing the fuel filter on a 1990 GMC Suburban
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- Lactogenesis: How the Breasts Produce Milk
- How to kill a mouse
- How to Make Chlorine Gas
- How equal temperament lets you transpose sampled chords
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How not to get ripped off
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- how to get into UCLA
- How it feels to love your ghost
- How to write a review
- How the Terrorists Won the War
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How I know I love you
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Instructions for iPhone apps and how to sell it for profit
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to flirt
- How many infinities are there?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to be anonymous
- How to cross the road in Malaysia
- How to cook rice
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How Beastly the Bourgeois Is
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How to hack the installation of Tomcat
- How to avoid tomorrow
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- Toasting a haggis
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How the United States highway system works
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Bisecting a matchstick lengthways
- Beating the Montreal metro system
- How I became the Naked Guy
- How we have grown apart
- Encoding information in a maze
- How the General Met the First and Foremost
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How To Backup Your ICQ Contact List
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to adjust your side view mirrors
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- How the music died
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- How to clap with one hand
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- How to make money from the internet
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How to take a bump
- How to give a shoulder massage
- How to read Tarot Cards
- . . . and this is how I feel
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to write a pop psychology bestseller
- How to serve wine
- How to quit biting your nails
- How to unfelt a felted sweater
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- How to burp a baby
- How to write portable code
- How to tune a piano
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- How to discover a conspiracy
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- citizen's arrest
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to disable Windows Automatic Update
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Tie a knot in a cigarette
- Making your own hot lava
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to create a RAM disc on RISC OS
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- How to say "Nice to meet you"
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How to make oboe reeds, Part III
- How to be a lardass
- How To Become A Virgin
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- how I knew I loved you
- how to defeat muslim terrorists
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How can Poets Survive
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to make whine
- Ralph Allen's Sham Castle
- How to grow marijuana
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to write an episode of Dukes of Hazzard
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How to adjust the idle on a Type I Volkswagen
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- How to be monstrously shallow
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- How to save a fontified buffer as HTML in Emacs
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- How to read to a child
- How to play Scottish bagpipes
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to travel to a LAN Party
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- Reaching the front at a concert
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to kill a Sim
- How to permanently repair wire
- How to make an Omelette
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How to improve your break shot
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- How the Homeless Reacted to the Earthquake in Seattle
- How My Stories Began
- How to teach art to a four-year-old
- Using your tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How to fake a smile
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to "Have People"
- Charging NiMH batteries
- How to clean a paintbrush
- How to Become a Fruitarian 2
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to prepare garlic
- how to make a roasting bag
- How mages discovered the scientific method
- How to build a quiet PC
- How to set yourself on fire
- carbonated milk
- How you doin'?
- How to make a pine cone bird feeder
- Running a BBS
- How to enrich uranium
- Citing a United States Supreme Court case
- How to add a second phone line
- Getting small animals out of the walls
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