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• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• He brings me books like flowers
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• God was into threesomes, Father, Son, and Ghost
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• he that is not with me is against me
• You're like a brother to me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• man when you are telling me how it was
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I like you; do you like me?
• Dead Like Me
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Black Like Me
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• eyed me like a female mantis
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was a father for a few days
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• he likes to watch you walk
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Walk Like Me
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• unfinished (like me)
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Women only like me for my mind
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• This node was made for you and me
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• My Company Likes Me
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He taught me how to smoke
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• If I was beautiful like you
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Republican Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• With him it was always like
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• I Thought My Father Was God
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• treat me like a woman
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• All he left her was alone
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Loves me like a bottle
• See? It likes me!
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• My father is like Jimmy Carter
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Do you like me?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Bleed Like Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• The time my father caught me having sex
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever

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