Findings:

• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You, standing
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• It must have rained or something
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Something I Can Never Have
• Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• not entirely unlike X
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Entirely free of guilt, I
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics

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