Findings:

• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Useless Stuff
• cellphone
• Cellphones in Israel
• Cellphone Macarena
• Bitch's Nickname on My Cellphone (document)
• cellphone (user)
• Why I hate my cellphone
• puts
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• put out
• It'll put hair on your chest
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• putt
• Put
• Put out to pasture
• Put out to stud
• put to sleep
• put two and two together
• We put the urn aboard ship
• Get the finger put on
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Things people put up their butts
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• put option
• Put Your Hand Here
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Put a bug on
• Put a chiv on
• Put a mark on
• Put a spot on
• Put a tail on
• Put in the hole
• Put in the middle
• Put it on
• Put on an act
• Put on the arm
• Put on the spot
• Put the arm on
• Put the bite on
• Put the blocks to
• Put the boots to
• Put the chill on
• Put the clown to bed
• Put the cross on
• Put the finger on
• Put the frame on
• Put the glom on
• Put the grab on
• Put the grill on
• Put the hat on
• Put the heat on
• Put the hipe on
• Put the horns on
• Put the hustle on
• Put the log on
• Put the mugg on
• Put the muscle on
• Put the needles in
• Put the nuts on
• Put the pencil on
• Put the promote on
• Put the prongs on
• Put the shake on
• Put the skids on
• Put the sleeve on
• Put the slough on
• Put the slug on
• Put the snare on
• Put the snatch on
• Put the squeeze on
• Put the tap on
• Put up a beef
• Put up a holler
• Put up a sucker's holler
• Inserting an intravenous cannula
• Things not to put on T-Shirts
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Useless Items of Clothing
• Put an end to hamster porn!
• Put on the red light
• Things to put on your desk to look at while you wait for your slow connection
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• put down
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• put in by an Indian
• I put away childish things, like myself
• put your money where your mouth is
• Who puts what where?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Put your mouth where my money is
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Being put on hold
• Put that in your pipe and smoke it
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Putting a match out in your mouth
• Ecstasy puts you in comas
• Put Away
• Fossils were put there by God
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Don't put your pecker in the checker
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• You need something to put between the dramatic pauses
• So I put the lasagne in the oven
• I want to put my hands there too
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• How to put together a skateboard
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Put Your Head On My Shoulder
• put 'em in the pit
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• Put me under
• Put Palm Trees in Your Stories
• walking puts you in charge of your own destiny
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• Put a sock in it
• puts()
• Hod Putt
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Put Ten Grand In The Hand
• The red beanie
• Put up or shut up
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
• How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• put the kibosh on
• Putt it out
• Who put the bomp
• Put the Blame on Mame
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• How to put a fish to sleep
• Put paid to
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Let's put the fun back in funeral
• Things to put in tea
• How to put a bike in a car
• synthetic put
• How to put a crewmember aloft on a sailboat
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Put the Tui on the Barbie, the Ozzies are coming!
• Put A Decal on Your Car
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• two handed put
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• Put the wood in the hole
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• The heart put to the flaccid rod
• one putt (user)
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• put the lime in the coconut
• Putts (user)
• Put to the horn
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• put an end to it
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out

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